Saving "The Insanitarium" Part 2: Pick-em-ups

These are pickup lines from my old site (see previous blog). Some of them are good. Some of them are bad, very very bad. You've probably heard some of them before, but I figured it'd be fun to make a page of 'em anyway. Some I was given to add on here, some I stole. (I can't remember who all said what & I doubt they can either). Btw, don't blame me if you get smacked in the face from using em. I didn't say anything about them actually working. Remember you have been warned, now go read. };o)


Did it hurt? “Did What hurt?” When you fell down from heaven?
If I said that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Call me milk, cuz I’ll do your body good.
You must be a Visa, cuz you’re everywhere I want to be.
Do you like movies? “Ya.” How about we go make a porno?
That outfit looks very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Are you tired? “Why?” Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day.
You and me baby ain’t nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.
You must be from Jupiter, cuz baby you are out of this world!
The older the grapes, the finer the wine.(to someone older)
Is there a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in em.
How about you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
You must know magic, cuz you put a spell on me.
Mind if I lick your blow pop?
Can I get a taste of your cotton candy?
You’ve been bad, goto my room.
*Yawn* I’m sleepy, so I think I should goto bed now. Wanna join me?
I lost my number, can I have yours?
If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I can no longer live, cuz you’ve stolen my heart.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Wanna play 68? You go down & I'll owe you one.
Nice boots, they'd look good under my bed.
Your parents must be retarded, cause damn, you are so special.
Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
Would you like to dance? “No, not really” Oh, you must have misunderstood me, I said 'you look fat in those pants.'
How would you like 77? “Why?” Cuz you get 8 more. (read out loud)